What will you be wearing at the end of the world?

Hello fellow Judges'!!!

Well, today I think i have come down with the dreaded bug, and I'm curled up on the sofa drinking hot lemon and whiskey....purely medicinal you must understand, and eating anything with chocolate on the label!....and watching copious amounts of TV. I must give a big thanks to Sir Richard Branson and his media empire for supplying me with so many channels i never knew existed!!!...I'm on a telethon watching 'Ancient Aliens' back-to-back on the History Channel. Isn't that Giorgio a cool guy fellow Judges!...and i've been watching all about those poor misunderstood Aztecs....slightly a bit cruel, but what cool clothing!!.... and they were certainly innovative with their architecture...but one thing upset me slightly....they say we are all going to vapourise on the 21st December 2012.....and that got me thinking.....what sunglasses will you be wearing to watch the end of the world?...

.To watch the volcanoes erupting and the bright meteors crash landing to the earth, what better than a cool pair of Oakley sunglasses?. full UV protection and with the polarised version glare will be reduced to a minimum.... Oakley shades Wraparounds will also protect your eyes from the strong UV that will be present, and whilst everyone is turning into pillars of salt like Lot's wife, youll be able to view all this with such clarity. And when the 'rapture' occurs what about wearing a cool pair of Miu Miu Carte Noire sunglasses to meet your intended maker. You want to stand out in the crowd don't you, as I suspect the queue to enter the kingdom of heaven being slightly busy!...Miu Miu shades will make you look a million dollars, although i suspect the Greenback will not be needed up there!.. Who knows!..might be the euro!... and i suspect that the Allmighty may let some men in as well, so you cool dudes, wear a pair of Paul Smith sunglasses. Wearing a pair of Paul smith shades, there will be a lot of fallen angels afterwards..

Well after all this depressing talk, i'm going back to bed with a port and brandy now....purely medicinal you must understand, and play my Sean Paul track so i can party like its the end of the world!....Do not worry my fellow Judges'...i will still be contacting you..from up there, or possibly knowing my luck, from down below......

keep 'em peeled!...

the Judge.

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